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Wednesday, April 04, 2007

To whom it may concern:
    The school has cracked the password of this account. Our M.I.S (Massive Illigit Services) department has spend 5 years and finally crack this biased rumor spreading device. We are pretty pleased with our efficiency and multitasking... such as adding passwords to 3com and blocking our locks from rulers...

    Ok, enough B.S. We are now warning you, readers, that we are logging your informer-peers(I.P.) We suspect that you are one of them (like what this user said in somewhere else)... The probability that you are a member of this cunning anti-DC group is as great as you get kidnapped during lunch or get cancer from microwaves!  We will and going to track down your real name from the IP, which will only take 5 years for us to do it...

    We have (just) warned you and we are going to sue you.... not fair? we dont care...be fear, be very afraid...

    Oh and to the most unfortunate this site will be closed down haha we wont tell you we had already change this accounts password into aprils fool We had already released our brand new paper 1 2 or maybe 3 to make sure that this user forget about writing xanga blocs and even punctuation muhahahaha


<no humor zone>
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we had placed a large emphasis on the "no-names" rule...

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Note, only report problems relate to this xanga site only, different areas are managed by different members...

Also, please do not email, unless necessary. Because the password of the email account is heavily spammed and is only hold by one person only (me). This will slow down our response time.

</no humour zone>


==Big brother is watching: information censored, highlight fonts to view==
intro: dcis.log, the "will-o-wisp" of C6......
FCC rate: NPG--not safe for parents / principles / preachers
                  OMGWTF--not safe for workspace
note: dont email and ask me,"wtf are you talking about" if you dont know how to ask, then dont bother to know it!
*warning! spoilers of school red tape detected, for those who wantsurprise prices or loyal to the "foundation", please press the "back"button.*
* warning! bull shit detected, rundogs... *cough*prefects*cough* please press the "back" button.*

servbot042: the following log is generated by a dcis machine automatically in working days.

dcis machine booted, checksum complete, ready comrade......
c:\>
c:\chengmt.dcis/run
chengmt.dcis is running......
password encoded, please enter password:
****
password confirmed!
log ready, buffering...... standby

<log starts>
dcis machine booted, checksum complete, ready......
c:\chengmt.dcis/run
chengmt.dcis is running......
log ready, buffering...... standby
update time                    message
04/09/06 PM                  pkl special focres now wears black, expect a pk... and jam too...
06/09/06PM                  dcis officers quietly say: did you know? C6 CMED isthe largerest leak and wasted over 150k+ per month and yet no bodycares...
06/09/06 PM                  news ticker: a new spyware had been installed on your lockers
08/09/06 PM                  dcis officers quietly say: cant she sing? yes! but it will lowers life expectency
11/09/06 PM                  news ticker: dc travelling inc presents...camping! dont forget your rollercase!
15/09/06 PM                  dcis officers quietly say: v*****- octopus presents.... box head!
                                                                   t******-did we heard this house bs thing before
                                                                   7* **- 1932+74=2006... isthat a hint of their future?
18/09/06 PM                 for $500's sake, lets review the propagander given out today...
on the desk of dr xxx (phd): line3,4,13,21,24,30,33,35 are bs. line5,8,15 are lies. line 6,14,22
 requries patents. line10,11,32 are dreams.
28/09/06 PM                 dcis officers quietly say:   t** ****- the school already stinks
                                                                     v*****- now we know that listening is believing... the coast of octopus is... we cant hear...
                                                                     7* **- a pen cost something and a lot of pen is mightier
28/09/06 PM                  Current bribery report:     t** ****-  an adhesive tape like thing
                                                                    v*****- some kind of high suger content thing
                                                                    7* **-  a sharp pointy thing
03/10/06 PM                  CCTV at dr yyy's office show 7 lords of the ring lure dr yyy into the ring and rings the bell of so-called "student autonomy". this proves the wise old man theory of "the ring is evil"
09/10/06 PM                  What is in topaz? Just check what is not in red, blue and green... That gem certainly need more crafting...
10/10/06 PM                  Didyou know? the  ♂ man is a parody of the dcis logo, and... omgwtf!? He gotWHITE socks!!!                                                        
13/10/06 PM                  News ticker: The 4 haunted house is finally occuplyed ... yet the red tape will hang you to death, just like those in front of where they sell T-shirts and stuffs
24/10/06 PM                  Servebot: ~55% of the school voted, ~10% votes are missing / forfeit or have stuff wrote on it
25/10/06 PM                  Dcis officers quitely says: Father Yuen got cancer from 2nd hand smoke, look it even wrote "Hong Kong Government Health Warning: Cigarette Smoking is Hazardous to Your Health." in 8dp
26/10/06 PM                  Faq: how to look without dcis quality stuff and dry beef?
                                  Answer brought to you by girls guide: Join the hkgga ranger!
27/10/06 PM                  news ticker: under Bowing's supervision, rundogs' heads includes more thoughts of elitism in their mind *cough* brain...  as a result, having an english level increased from  B to a whopping A*. the exclusive exclusion of "serving the students" among other executive of dcis ranks had proven their increased level of bull shit...
31/10/06 PM                  Dcis officer quitely says: arrowman never fails... except on pixels
01/11/06 PM                  news ticker: 1 million was gone missing from our monopoly, monkey and mushroom suspected. anti-liberial commuist from the lords of the ring had closed the iron curtain access to junks food for your good
03/11/06 PM                  1/4 of those who paid for DCIS bus got stuck at piper hill, experts explained that DCIS policy dont allowed them to turn around
06/11/06 PM                  you can play, but you have to play in a room, it is dangerous outside with strangers called freedoom
07/11/06 PM                  rundogs, the school had betrayed you, you work hard as slaves to move the boxes, what will you get? nothing, but a dog tag and a school bill same with us!
09/11/06 PM                  white ghost sighted, 60% international mindless horrified...
11/11/06 PM                  a $5 fact:
                  30% herd instinct
                  20% because they think they are paying for the pathatic poor, which in fact they are paying to healthy grandson
                  20% because they got 7-man and blowing
                  10%did not know that in soviet russia, they are paying for world war ONE war climials thatinvaids...YOU!!
                  10% did not know, you will still live no matter who rules you
                  10% because of power / force / ♀ of the seller
13/11/06  PM                  arrow presents: will you be protect from bully? yes.... but in front an officer or afterschool...
.... connection lost ....
> warning, wise president detention of service attack detected
servbot: incoming transition... hair sun: using other people as character on your website
is a copyright violation, all your webblog belongs to y**s, hahahaha

> worm protection activated, blocking incoming connects from 218.188.16.131
.... reestablishing server uplink...............success
<log restarts>
17/11/06  PM                  did you know? you might get owned for beliving the wrong god... cross or moon, comrade?
17/11/06  PM                  head dog: to combat spys and liberial thoughts, we decide to give ourself more power to own you:
                                   rule 19: hugs and kiss results in happiness, which is bad for you, and less energy to concentrate on our brain washing lessons, because you f**k too f**king much!
                                   rule 21a - we know your talk backs are important, therefore we kindly give you another dry beef to show our attention to your highness
                                   rule 21b - you know what is difficult means? it means loitering, erm... you dont really understand right? as you dont understand what that is, you are making our lifes difficult... name and class?
22/11/06 PM                 want to know what is "out cat"? look at the stage floor.... oh wait, that isnt too bad actually, since swearing is normal behaviour...
24/11/06 PM                 DCIS officers quietly says: you got no freedom, we got the big guns, works and trouble for you, muhahahaha...
28/11/06 PM                 pokemon owns.... yes! they do, if you left them at house....
29/11/06 PM                 the school wont moniter you this year, they just send out more rundogs to purposely difficult you
29/11/06 PM                 [quote= both head boys in rundog's forum]      
what happens if your enermy is a rundog? you have to say bye bye to your nokia
can i demand for evidence? since reporting you doesnt need evidence, so you cant talk back...
why i cant even *bring* phones to dcis? since the ring doesnt care, we assume you dont care about the confiscation, hahahahaha.....
                                  [/quote]
08/12/06 PM                  dcis officers quietly say: a classical presentation with classical music.... wait holy s**t, those are STAIRS!!! we all going to die....
11/12/06 PM                  did you know: it is wrong to bring mp5 and mobile phones to sports day, but there is nothing wrong to bring your psp and nds... however, if you play it outside the toliet, the school has nothing wrong to take it and resell it for $$$, because you have something wrong with your intelligence.
11/12/06 PM                  the ring has bought you... youth outreach dodge ball! did you know? youth outreach is a gang of big brothers trying to establish youth curfew...well, for your good and fun, oh i mean the game...
servebot: warning - earthquake detected
*** connection lost ***
----censored by good ----
29/12/06 PM                  some ex-dcis parents protest agianest the new camp bond,  fortunately no body cares.
*** reestablishing communications - - - - - - - - - - success!
05/01/07 PM                  leaks in chen poke guy's office show proposals to fire staff without enough sleep
05/01/07 PM                  did you know: you can only eat in the podium, so that rundogs can stare at you every stairs... untill we got our CCTV of cause, but we dont have enough money to finish off the piss school...
08/01/07  PM                 the ring dcis lunch service.Ltd has bought you... the fall of tuckshop!
12/01/07  PM                 activity: in today's selection of dcis elite force (againest our bussiness rivals on interschools), how many ambulance has rescue our comrade from dissension between their dye on their cloth? (hint: your answer lies on the floor of chen poke guy's office...)
15/01/07  PM                 how to get free stuff? pick some candy at the peak hour and .... WALK alway...
15/01/07  PM                 news ticker: the lemon air conditioning device got vandalised... moulds blamed.
18/01/07  PM                finally, we got the guides back... but we our hell is still not ready for tourist...yet, just yet...yey
19/01/07  PM                 the japanese are happy about the tour guides for closing day next saturday... mainly caused by no lesson
20/01/07  PM                 Note: the following is c&p from scmp and is slightly longer, also might be too internet for some users...
                  System message: You got pleasure, we got pressure also... Why did they have to provoke us? Ok, we are asked "kindly", or at least they try to be polite...... at first. We are forced to present the following message from dcis department of truth. We tried to listen and understand their preaching, but who can really do that? Ok, we have warn you already, so don't blame us, vote wisely in the next SC election. Peace.
<commercial starts>
                  So, Y do u have to pay debentures? Cuz, v dont have enough $ to finish off that p.i.s.
We try to use the lowest quality mechines and sh*ts available, but our expenditure on wages, bonus and investment is too much ah. We need to show charity to our friends ga...
                  Dont listen to betty wong la, listen the chen la... u know mrs wong is a bitch, go to the library u will know gah la.
                  Wei, look at this, if they don't have $150k, they can borrow from banks. They borrow from loan sharks and big ear hole, their problem la. We had reduced our fee by $20k each year already la, that is enough to pay interest... 10+% interest? Omgwtf, they must be a noob, lol. What if interest rate go up? U get owned in the face lor, but they can go down ma...
                  y we dont borrow money ourself? We just want to share the risk, so there will b less risk for us... and your child of cause, haha
                  So if they dont even bother to borrow? lmao! Get the hell out of dcis! They shouldn be here now, if they cant even pay $130k each year... we *only* switch part of the school fee in terms of interest je...
</commercial ends>

22/01/07  PM                 Servebot: On the desk of mushroom head...
                  Guide lines for the new lockers:
                  work like the quasi motion sensor
                  stands like he wifi router stands
                  must be white to p.i.s. off our logo
                  user friendly to our careless clients without keys
                  badger, badger, badger...

23/01/07  PM                 dcis officers quietly say: Our neighbour is visiting us... they even take our rooms! rumour says they receive complains that someone need to be re-educated in dcis...
24/01/07  PM                  some corrupted, good for nothing ex-dcis parents wants you to screw dcis up and cut the fund to run/complete/improve the school... street cleaners vowed that they definitely hate them, what about you?
25/01/07  PM                 did you know: the new security measure is calling cops by conjestion...
26/01/07  PM                shoe polishing exercise will make teachers happy and you corrupt
26/01/07  PM                AVG scan completed: Virus found!
microwave leak radiation or ionising the air is simply outdated stuff and the microwave alternation only happens on over heating and still the effect is much lower then grilling,  prolonged steaming or frying...
organic food = healthly? hopefully it worked out... but sugar, oil, fat... those junk are still organic... organic food is just simply no artifical fertiliser, addictative and shits...
you cannot find a teacher directly... because all your rooms belongs to HKCAA? or maybe because you might find out they are actually sleeping, snaking, BTing, watching porn, hit mechine or not even at school!
and last but not least, our ulitmate class, dc lunch subscirbers! omg! you can use the canteen, so dont buy your friend mp3,4 and 5, buy them dc lunch instead...
26/01/07  PM               Dr YYY surroundered to Osama and give up bull shiting at hell, luckly nobody hurts
01/02/07  PM               the new dcis principle makes you more international by adding one more white ghost noob
02/02/07  PM               That guy from New Zealand is a communist! Should we break the glass?
02/02/07  PM               "Your school is in great danger, so I talk about the escape route..." our new head of security... is this factual or is one of his so-called "gag"?
03/02/07  PM               There are enough evidence that show that the 24Jan07 incidence is "made in dcis". Anyway, is that too coincidence it happened on that time and they leave a public street as dcis told them to?
07/02/07  PM               rundogs kodakked and ready to photoshopped
08/02/07  PM               did you know: you can gain access into certain rooms with a temporary staff card or a ruler?
09/02/07  PM               dics officers quietly says: sweet songs and girls
                  Holy Holy Holy shit
                  Mario Spoon speaks bull shit
                  Holy Holy Holy shit
                  When we are going to sit
                  OMG, their primary and secondary are not from us either...
10/02/07  PM               for great justice and profit, you shall not leave the school until 5pm to buy from dcis lunch.ltd and pizza hut... but fortunately, those run dogs are not efficient enough to care
15/02/07  PM               HKCAA does seem to be interest to our fire drill, but they dont seem very happy with us there...
15/02/07  PM               the school roost say: no sexual interaction for valentines, haha, pa only!
16/02/07  PM               AVG scanned: error!
is the power point too difficult to read? may be those are "western" lyric? but it is festi-field... like the zombie lion...
23/02/07  PM                hell is complete, or may day say so...
26/02/07  PM                Want to skip lessons? why not go to the eighth floor and say you gonna jump like those true lights?
27/02/07  PM                More CCTV? yes. Infra-red on the low wall between the HKCAA? no intention yet...
28/02/07  PM                So... how healthy is yew chung lunch.ltd?
MSG-free noodles = high fat... you wont get much MSG anyway, unless you drink the soup...
Butter-free corn = high sugar... thats what a sweet corn mostly contains
Sandwiches... oh well, maybe their reduced size makes you more healthy
"rice dumplings" = high fat also... they are basically lump of energy stick together...
low-fat chips... maybe they got 7% lower than normal... but that 10% remaining are trans-fat...
coffee... maybe they are healthy if you are addicted... but do say hello to those sugars and caffeine, especially to those in really tiny cups...
02/03/07  PM               Did you know: according to the "godfather"... you need 1.25 merits per school day from January (excluding the last 3 weeks of June, you cant get merits on those day), to get a gold merit award
07/03/07  PM               Shanghai noons! come to learn canton maybe...
09/03/07  PM               AVG scan: drugs detected!
What can you learn from the old testament?
1.    use a range weaponomething like a gun, definitely not a sword!
2.    thy shall not love your enemy, slain them instead!
So... to deal with Mr Yu... why not look at the all might good and O lord save this foul giant from its sins... Satan now be gone! *owned*
09/03/07  PM                why not send an email to ycaspire@gmail.com ? remember to change your name  thou...
16/03/07  PM                AVG disabled....
1.    You might have the courage to change stuff... but say no quickly... they might be bad, who knows?
2.    If you need to shit for some reason, remember to watch out for run dogs... or else, either you will get a dry beef for untucked shirt or for playing psp....
3.    Concidered joining the rundog team? the school has betrayed you! what did you get for those unfair labour conditions, forced detention on the corridor, ushering your fellow students to hell? The same school fee and debenture bills...
19/03/07  PM                The moden translation - from the propaganda links dept
"I have to remind myself of three things every day" (wtf), "we do not them into categories..." even they are iep or dump (maybe they will even sing!)... we are international when we exchange our "three seven year mourning" towards dcis to those white ghost in IGCSE... perhaps quoting some cliche and "dead text" would help too, since they can hardly read Chinese and dont understand those quotes that you dont really understand either
20/03/07   PM               Can they fix it? no they cant! maybe they should be a bit more tight on their security homwork book
21/03/07   PM                From the desk of the green committee,"to save power, switch off lights for 5 minutes in class and leave the lights and computers turn on overnight or even 24/7!"
24/03/07    PM               CMED: that saying is from the holy book of the cult of chirst (acts 20:35), noob! you must be having an affair like the projector!
Dcis officers quietly says: that fashion of begging is what i called art... caesar must be getting his phD by designing nylon, fair enough... tang get her room for showing artistic as well...
26/03/07     PM               From the desk of wise old man: donate to the school-less and build another DCIS in Big Green!
27/03/07     PM               Revolution is not giving out free lunch.... but directing dictatorship is!
28/03/07     PM               today youtube, tommorow all over the news... anonymous blamed, hairson suspected...
30/03/07     PM               DCIS officiers quietly say: what cant the jesus win? because he aint a girl and not even cute!
girl = money^2 = /evil = dominiation on that dude
01/04/07     PM               April fool: there's no cabal!
03/04/07     PM               Nobody does rugby like Hong Kong: Early staff metting DCIS !!!
04/04/07     PM               There is no difference watching the contest with red cross... except there will be a little pain and there will be no seats


xanga server at http://www.gspbeetle.mail333.com port 666
origin from: 255.255.255.255 last edited
</log ends>

version: v6.6

disclaimer: dcis and other characters mentioned above are all fictional
                    not responsible for spoilers

credits: anti-dew chun group, dcis creative communism (hk)

chengmt.dcis is sutting down.....



Wednesday, November 01, 2006

bot faq:
q: what does the bot do?
a: It illegally scans your xanga and download pictures without your permission

q: why?
a: Because losers delete their photos.... opps, is that you?

q; where does my pics go?
a: To our hard disk... if we still got space

q: so, hmmm... wtf are you doing on my pics?
a: Your picture might be photoshopped for the creative communism. If you are cute, we might consider turning your picture into our wallpaper, muhahaha...

q: what is your privacy statement?
a: We dont have any... Since you ask, we WILL sell your pictures to third party sponsors if we run out of fund. dont worry, we are a non-profit organisation

q: how can i stop your bot crawling my xanga
a: either,
1. type swearing word in really large font in your xanga main page
2. a) click your username at your right top comer
   b) a new page should load depending on your connection speed, if you are using 56k.... lmao, get broadband lol....
   c) on your left menu, click account info -> privacy, login again and turn footprints lock ON
3. Leave http://www.xanga.com/groups/group.aspx?id=43280 , but you know you dont wanna to do that.. right?

q: ok... but does it really work?
a: Well, it is not dcis quality, so, yea... we had set this account to "no footprints" since last year, so it should work...

q: can i ask 1 more thing, how you put a bot into xanga
a: You cant do that noob, you can only turn your machine into a bot... well, give us your email and we will send you a trojan which will make your machine into zombie... i mean a bot



Thursday, October 26, 2006

FAQ:
q: what the hell is faq?
a: abbreviation of frequently asked question

q: so... it will answer my question, right?
a: yea...

q: but how can i ask my question... if i got 1?
a: say it as loud as you can

q: i already did it, but why there is no answer?
a: you are not trying very hard than, try saying it harder... or use the add comments hyper link

q: alright, so what the hack is this?
a: this file is an yip era document, originally host in error drive... (aero.ycis.edu.hk)
    this file gathers all intel from all member from anti-dc group and then publish out...
    the project is stopped from by a force... No, it is not the dictators, it is something evil called "time"
 http://gspbeetle.googlepages.com/000_dcislog.txt

q: why to xanga?
a: because somebody trip over the wire of sec.ycis.edu.hk

q: but i cant see anything thing on your blog, just the "discretion required" tab?
a:    you mean this ?
        there are multiple reasons:
            1. you arnt even login
            2. you are too stupid to put your real birthday on a internet site with no 3rd party privacy policy
            3. you screwed up

q: so... what should i do?
a:  there are multiple solutions as well...
generic solution to all the reasons:
            1. press alt+f4 if you are using m$ windows, if you want to clear your ram as well, press ctrl+alt+del 2 times
            2.  if you are not using windows, too bad haha!
solution to reason 1:
            1. press the login link on the right top of this page, you know what to do next... right?
            2. you dont know what to do next? lol lamo u n00b, |375 pk 1n w1|d!
solution to reason 2:
            1. change your birthday to 1980, it works perfectly
            2. why not give us your real name as well?
solution to reason 3:
           go to here

q: ok, ok, but your background picture hurts my eyes...
a: this is not really a question... isnt it?

q: so how can i read the text clearly?
a: you know, dcis censor everything... so... yea, use your pet mouse and tell it to highlight the text...

q: anyway, why you got your desktop as background?
a: why not?
 



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