| ==Big brother is watching: information censored, highlight fonts to view== intro: dcis.log, the "will-o-wisp" of C6...... FCC rate: NPG--not safe for parents / principles / preachers OMGWTF--not safe for workspace note: dont email and ask me,"wtf are you talking about" if you dont know how to ask, then dont bother to know it! *warning! spoilers of school red tape detected, for those who wantsurprise prices or loyal to the "foundation", please press the "back"button.* * warning! bull shit detected, rundogs... *cough*prefects*cough* please press the "back" button.*
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dcis machine booted, checksum complete, ready...... c:\chengmt.dcis/run chengmt.dcis is running...... log ready, buffering...... standby update time message 04/09/06 PM pkl special focres now wears black, expect a pk... and jam too... 06/09/06PM dcis officers quietly say: did you know? C6 CMED isthe largerest leak and wasted over 150k+ per month and yet no bodycares... 06/09/06 PM news ticker: a new spyware had been installed on your lockers 08/09/06 PM dcis officers quietly say: cant she sing? yes! but it will lowers life expectency 11/09/06 PM news ticker: dc travelling inc presents...camping! dont forget your rollercase! 15/09/06 PM dcis officers quietly say: v*****- octopus presents.... box head! t******-did we heard this house bs thing before 7* **- 1932+74=2006... isthat a hint of their future? 18/09/06 PM for $500's sake, lets review the propagander given out today... on the desk of dr xxx (phd): line3,4,13,21,24,30,33,35 are bs. line5,8,15 are lies. line 6,14,22 requries patents. line10,11,32 are dreams. 28/09/06 PM dcis officers quietly say: t** ****- the school already stinks v*****- now we know that listening is believing... the coast of octopus is... we cant hear... 7* **- a pen cost something and a lot of pen is mightier 28/09/06 PM Current bribery report: t** ****- an adhesive tape like thing v*****- some kind of high suger content thing 7* **- a sharp pointy thing 03/10/06 PM CCTV at dr yyy's office show 7 lords of the ring lure dr yyy into the ring and rings the bell of so-called "student autonomy". this proves the wise old man theory of "the ring is evil" 09/10/06 PM What is in topaz? Just check what is not in red, blue and green... That gem certainly need more crafting... 10/10/06 PM Didyou know? the ♂ man is a parody of the dcis logo, and... omgwtf!? He gotWHITE socks!!! 13/10/06 PM News ticker: The 4 haunted house is finally occuplyed ... yet the red tape will hang you to death, just like those in front of where they sell T-shirts and stuffs 24/10/06 PM Servebot: ~55% of the school voted, ~10% votes are missing / forfeit or have stuff wrote on it 25/10/06 PM Dcis officers quitely says: Father Yuen got cancer from 2nd hand smoke, look it even wrote "Hong Kong Government Health Warning: Cigarette Smoking is Hazardous to Your Health." in 8dp 26/10/06 PM Faq: how to look without dcis quality stuff and dry beef? Answer brought to you by girls guide: Join the hkgga ranger! 27/10/06 PM news ticker: under Bowing's supervision, rundogs' heads includes more thoughts of elitism in their mind *cough* brain... as a result, having an english level increased from B to a whopping A*. the exclusive exclusion of "serving the students" among other executive of dcis ranks had proven their increased level of bull shit... 31/10/06 PM Dcis officer quitely says: arrowman never fails... except on pixels 01/11/06 PM news ticker: 1 million was gone missing from our monopoly, monkey and mushroom suspected. anti-liberial commuist from the lords of the ring had closed the iron curtain access to junks food for your good 03/11/06 PM 1/4 of those who paid for DCIS bus got stuck at piper hill, experts explained that DCIS policy dont allowed them to turn around 06/11/06 PM you can play, but you have to play in a room, it is dangerous outside with strangers called freedoom 07/11/06 PM rundogs, the school had betrayed you, you work hard as slaves to move the boxes, what will you get? nothing, but a dog tag and a school bill same with us! 09/11/06 PM white ghost sighted, 60% international mindless horrified... 11/11/06 PM a $5 fact: 30% herd instinct 20% because they think they are paying for the pathatic poor, which in fact they are paying to healthy grandson 20% because they got 7-man and blowing 10%did not know that in soviet russia, they are paying for world war ONE war climials thatinvaids...YOU!! 10% did not know, you will still live no matter who rules you 10% because of power / force / ♀ of the seller 13/11/06 PM arrow presents: will you be protect from bully? yes.... but in front an officer or afterschool... .... connection lost .... > warning, wise president detention of service attack detected
servbot: incoming transition... hair sun: using other people as character on your website is a copyright violation, all your webblog belongs to y**s, hahahaha > worm protection activated, blocking incoming connects from 218.188.16.131 .... reestablishing server uplink...............success <log restarts> 17/11/06 PM did you know? you might get owned for beliving the wrong god... cross or moon, comrade? 17/11/06 PM head dog: to combat spys and liberial thoughts, we decide to give ourself more power to own you: rule 19: hugs and kiss results in happiness, which is bad for you, and less energy to concentrate on our brain washing lessons, because you f**k too f**king much! rule 21a - we know your talk backs are important, therefore we kindly give you another dry beef to show our attention to your highness rule 21b - you know what is difficult means? it means loitering, erm... you dont really understand right? as you dont understand what that is, you are making our lifes difficult... name and class? 22/11/06 PM want to know what is "out cat"? look at the stage floor.... oh wait, that isnt too bad actually, since swearing is normal behaviour... 24/11/06 PM DCIS officers quietly says: you got no freedom, we got the big guns, works and trouble for you, muhahahaha... 28/11/06 PM pokemon owns.... yes! they do, if you left them at house.... 29/11/06 PM the school wont moniter you this year, they just send out more rundogs to purposely difficult you 29/11/06 PM [quote= both head boys in rundog's forum] what happens if your enermy is a rundog? you have to say bye bye to your nokia can i demand for evidence? since reporting you doesnt need evidence, so you cant talk back... why i cant even *bring* phones to dcis? since the ring doesnt care, we assume you dont care about the confiscation, hahahahaha..... [/quote] 08/12/06 PM dcis officers quietly say: a classical presentation with classical music.... wait holy s**t, those are STAIRS!!! we all going to die.... 11/12/06 PM did you know: it is wrong to bring mp5 and mobile phones to sports day, but there is nothing wrong to bring your psp and nds... however, if you play it outside the toliet, the school has nothing wrong to take it and resell it for $$$, because you have something wrong with your intelligence. 11/12/06 PM the ring has bought you... youth outreach dodge ball! did you know? youth outreach is a gang of big brothers trying to establish youth curfew...well, for your good and fun, oh i mean the game... servebot: warning - earthquake detected *** connection lost *** ----censored by good ---- 29/12/06 PM some ex-dcis parents protest agianest the new camp bond, fortunately no body cares. *** reestablishing communications - - - - - - - - - - success! 05/01/07 PM leaks in chen poke guy's office show proposals to fire staff without enough sleep 05/01/07 PM did you know: you can only eat in the podium, so that rundogs can stare at you every stairs... untill we got our CCTV of cause, but we dont have enough money to finish off the piss school... 08/01/07 PM the ring dcis lunch service.Ltd has bought you... the fall of tuckshop! 12/01/07 PM activity: in today's selection of dcis elite force (againest our bussiness rivals on interschools), how many ambulance has rescue our comrade from dissension between their dye on their cloth? (hint: your answer lies on the floor of chen poke guy's office...) 15/01/07 PM how to get free stuff? pick some candy at the peak hour and .... WALK alway... 15/01/07 PM news ticker: the lemon air conditioning device got vandalised... moulds blamed. 18/01/07 PM finally, we got the guides back... but we our hell is still not ready for tourist...yet, just yet...yey 19/01/07 PM the japanese are happy about the tour guides for closing day next saturday... mainly caused by no lesson 20/01/07 PM Note: the following is c&p from scmp and is slightly longer, also might be too internet for some users... System message: You got pleasure, we got pressure also... Why did they have to provoke us? Ok, we are asked "kindly", or at least they try to be polite...... at first. We are forced to present the following message from dcis department of truth. We tried to listen and understand their preaching, but who can really do that? Ok, we have warn you already, so don't blame us, vote wisely in the next SC election. Peace. <commercial starts> So, Y do u have to pay debentures? Cuz, v dont have enough $ to finish off that p.i.s. We try to use the lowest quality mechines and sh*ts available, but our expenditure on wages, bonus and investment is too much ah. We need to show charity to our friends ga... Dont listen to betty wong la, listen the chen la... u know mrs wong is a bitch, go to the library u will know gah la. Wei, look at this, if they don't have $150k, they can borrow from banks. They borrow from loan sharks and big ear hole, their problem la. We had reduced our fee by $20k each year already la, that is enough to pay interest... 10+% interest? Omgwtf, they must be a noob, lol. What if interest rate go up? U get owned in the face lor, but they can go down ma... y we dont borrow money ourself? We just want to share the risk, so there will b less risk for us... and your child of cause, haha So if they dont even bother to borrow? lmao! Get the hell out of dcis! They shouldn be here now, if they cant even pay $130k each year... we *only* switch part of the school fee in terms of interest je... </commercial ends>
22/01/07 PM Servebot: On the desk of mushroom head... Guide lines for the new lockers: work like the quasi motion sensor stands like he wifi router stands must be white to p.i.s. off our logo user friendly to our careless clients without keys badger, badger, badger...
23/01/07 PM dcis officers quietly say: Our neighbour is visiting us... they even take our rooms! rumour says they receive complains that someone need to be re-educated in dcis... 24/01/07 PM some corrupted, good for nothing ex-dcis parents wants you to screw dcis up and cut the fund to run/complete/improve the school... street cleaners vowed that they definitely hate them, what about you? 25/01/07 PM did you know: the new security measure is calling cops by conjestion... 26/01/07 PM shoe polishing exercise will make teachers happy and you corrupt 26/01/07 PM AVG scan completed: Virus found! microwave leak radiation or ionising the air is simply outdated stuff and the microwave alternation only happens on over heating and still the effect is much lower then grilling, prolonged steaming or frying... organic food = healthly? hopefully it worked out... but sugar, oil, fat... those junk are still organic... organic food is just simply no artifical fertiliser, addictative and shits... you cannot find a teacher directly... because all your rooms belongs to HKCAA? or maybe because you might find out they are actually sleeping, snaking, BTing, watching porn, hit mechine or not even at school! and last but not least, our ulitmate class, dc lunch subscirbers! omg! you can use the canteen, so dont buy your friend mp3,4 and 5, buy them dc lunch instead... 26/01/07 PM Dr YYY surroundered to Osama and give up bull shiting at hell, luckly nobody hurts 01/02/07 PM the new dcis principle makes you more international by adding one more white ghost noob 02/02/07 PM That guy from New Zealand is a communist! Should we break the glass? 02/02/07 PM "Your school is in great danger, so I talk about the escape route..." our new head of security... is this factual or is one of his so-called "gag"? 03/02/07 PM There are enough evidence that show that the 24Jan07 incidence is "made in dcis". Anyway, is that too coincidence it happened on that time and they leave a public street as dcis told them to? 07/02/07 PM rundogs kodakked and ready to photoshopped 08/02/07 PM did you know: you can gain access into certain rooms with a temporary staff card or a ruler? 09/02/07 PM dics officers quietly says: sweet songs and girls Holy Holy Holy shit Mario Spoon speaks bull shit Holy Holy Holy shit When we are going to sit OMG, their primary and secondary are not from us either... 10/02/07 PM for great justice and profit, you shall not leave the school until 5pm to buy from dcis lunch.ltd and pizza hut... but fortunately, those run dogs are not efficient enough to care 15/02/07 PM HKCAA does seem to be interest to our fire drill, but they dont seem very happy with us there... 15/02/07 PM the school roost say: no sexual interaction for valentines, haha, pa only! 16/02/07 PM AVG scanned: error! is the power point too difficult to read? may be those are "western" lyric? but it is festi-field... like the zombie lion... 23/02/07 PM hell is complete, or may day say so... 26/02/07 PM Want to skip lessons? why not go to the eighth floor and say you gonna jump like those true lights? 27/02/07 PM More CCTV? yes. Infra-red on the low wall between the HKCAA? no intention yet... 28/02/07 PM So... how healthy is yew chung lunch.ltd? MSG-free noodles = high fat... you wont get much MSG anyway, unless you drink the soup... Butter-free corn = high sugar... thats what a sweet corn mostly contains Sandwiches... oh well, maybe their reduced size makes you more healthy "rice dumplings" = high fat also... they are basically lump of energy stick together... low-fat chips... maybe they got 7% lower than normal... but that 10% remaining are trans-fat... coffee... maybe they are healthy if you are addicted... but do say hello to those sugars and caffeine, especially to those in really tiny cups... 02/03/07 PM Did you know: according to the
"godfather"... you need 1.25 merits per school day from January
(excluding the last 3 weeks of June, you cant get merits on those day),
to get a gold merit award 07/03/07 PM Shanghai noons! come to learn canton maybe... 09/03/07 PM AVG scan: drugs detected! What can you learn from the old testament? 1. use a range weaponomething like a gun, definitely not a sword! 2. thy shall not love your enemy, slain them instead! So... to deal with Mr Yu... why not look at the all might good and O lord save this foul giant from its sins... Satan now be gone! *owned* 09/03/07 PM why not send an email to ycaspire@gmail.com ? remember to change your name thou... 16/03/07 PM AVG disabled.... 1. You might have the courage to change stuff... but say no quickly... they might be bad, who knows? 2. If you need to shit for some reason, remember to watch out for run dogs... or else, either you will get a dry beef for untucked shirt or for playing psp.... 3. Concidered joining the rundog team? the school has betrayed you! what did you get for those unfair labour conditions, forced detention on the corridor, ushering your fellow students to hell? The same school fee and debenture bills... 19/03/07 PM The moden translation - from the propaganda links dept "I have to remind myself of three things every day" (wtf), "we do not them into categories..." even they are iep or dump (maybe they will even sing!)... we are international when we exchange our "three seven year mourning" towards dcis to those white ghost in IGCSE... perhaps quoting some cliche and "dead text" would help too, since they can hardly read Chinese and dont understand those quotes that you dont really understand either 20/03/07 PM Can they fix it? no they cant! maybe they should be a bit more tight on their security homwork book 21/03/07 PM From the desk of the green committee,"to save power, switch off lights for 5 minutes in class and leave the lights and computers turn on overnight or even 24/7!" 24/03/07 PM CMED: that saying is from the holy book of the cult of chirst (acts 20:35), noob! you must be having an affair like the projector! Dcis officers quietly says: that fashion of begging is what i called art... caesar must be getting his phD by designing nylon, fair enough... tang get her room for showing artistic as well... 26/03/07 PM From the desk of wise old man: donate to the school-less and build another DCIS in Big Green! 27/03/07 PM Revolution is not giving out free lunch.... but directing dictatorship is! 28/03/07 PM today youtube, tommorow all over the news... anonymous blamed, hairson suspected... 30/03/07 PM DCIS officiers quietly say: what cant the jesus win? because he aint a girl and not even cute! girl = money^2 = /evil = dominiation on that dude 01/04/07 PM April fool: there's no cabal! 03/04/07 PM Nobody does rugby like Hong Kong: Early staff metting DCIS !!! 04/04/07 PM There is no difference watching the contest with red cross... except there will be a little pain and there will be no seats
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